when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"