sticktoyourgoons: Seasons - Major League

hangoverpart3: Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – in theaters TODAY! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com 

diabetic-homeless-hookers: interrobangsandtildes: Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released. Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities. Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep. I know I’ve reblogged this at least twice. It’s still amazing though.

c4ptainblood: Someone give that kid a god damn medal.


drarna:

everyone knows the old joke where you attach the caption “an old pic of me” to a photograph of a sperm cell, but to get some REAL laughs, take the joke even further by attaching the same caption to a picture of your father’s testicles

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ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

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